Writing b'day fames is something unique I have seen in IIMC...Here is mine! :)
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Gairik Datta
12/18/2010 12:40:42 AM
Presenting the fames of Sri Sri Shankhasree Deepanand a.k.a Shankhadeep
Shanky the "Philosopher and Historian"...
Claims he was a Bengali scholar in his previous life fame
Claims he was a Chinese Warrior in the life before that fame
Only club he's a member of is Sattva fame
"Sab moh maaya hai "
Thinks he resembles "Oogway" from "Kungfu Panda" fame
Claims to be a scholar in palmistry fame
Has only predicted utter destruction to people who showed their hands
to him fame
Santa swears by his name never to show his palm again after the ass
kicking predictions fame
Claims to have understood the Mahabharata and Ramayan more than anyone else fame
Reinterprets the meaning of the "Naak kaatna" episode of Surpanakha to
an entirely whole new level!
Has a special liking for levels of Humans fame
Pegs himself at level 4 while putting all else below himself fame
"Sab moh maaya hai”
Special friend in class who comes to him only to get himself screwed
by Shanky fame
Shanky gives him tips how to woo girls through his weirdo ideas.
Needless to say the poor chap is still on the hunt!
“Shanky and Fines”
Probably fined most number of times by Placecomm fame
After being fined for not shaving, xmails placereps about his "rare
tropical skin disease" which prevents him from shaving fame
Says the disease is "contagious" to get out of attending further
placement crashers fame
"I being a responsible student of IIMC understand my responsibilities
and will shave only when there is a company ppt" fame
Never paid a single fine to date fame
Fined by PGP Office for not filling up course feedback fame
Goes and shouts at everyone in the PGP Office and the HCL guys fame
Gets fine waived for himself and everyone else as a result fame
“Shanky & the Opposite Sex”
Very orthodox, didn't approve of many of the steppers' dresses fame
But regularly found casting looong glances at those very dresses fame
"Yaar abhi tak yeh sab dress page 3 mein dekhta tha, ab toh Mess me
dekh raha hun" fame
Committed to someone to the extent marriage plans are already underway fame
Spends an average of 4 hours on the phone every day fame
Can do any task while on the phone.. and by “any” we mean literally ANY fame
“Shanky the Batch topper”
Incoming batch rank 1 (according to CAT selection criteria)
Among finalists for ABG Scholarship fame
Hence primary target was GenMan during summers fame
But forgets to upload CV for ABG fame
Yet received a shortlist fame
Showed summers CV to 0 seniors fame
Gave 0 mock interviews to seniors fame
Converted 1st interview he appeared for fame
“Shanky the Localite”
One of the most low-key people on campus fame
Found only in room, class, dining hall and (recently) gym
Goes home every Friday and returns every Monday fame
Jealous of frontie who is the only one on campus who goes home more
frequently than he does fame
Random Ramblings
Legendary dialogue fame - "Delhi chalo bolta tha.. Woh toh Bangladesh
border bhi nahi cross kar paaya"
Makes Santa claim that Shanky is the greatest traitor alive fame
Takes crashers for friends before midterms which turn into discussions
on Indian philosophy fame
Read the entire CFR book the night before the exam and gets an "A" fame
"Mera lakshya yahaan se teen "6" lena hai...6 pack abs, 6 pointer and
16 lakhs salary" fame
We would have invited you for the celebrations but Shanky Baba has
returned to his ashram....
~ Contri by Sarada, KK, GD, nothing by freerider roomie
Hon'ble mention Santa
